#was at one point tied to a spike-covered anchor by chains of blood and strangled there above a hoard of ghouls

[silverskye13]

Had a terrible dream that my DnD character almost died for real forever in our DnD session last night.

....... Wait.

[mayhemproduces]

This one definitely wasn’t on our bingo card, but Fatalism has a funny way of pulling out that bloodthirst out of even the most retired of deathmatch stars. But, for one night only, the Zombie Princess is back, and he’s coming for the heart of the American Dragon. Something that Bryan says he cares little for, but yet, as it’s his turn to be tied to Jacobs, Danielson instead elects to roll out of the ring. Taking an extra moment to ready himself for this bout, we’re sure, as he does a few jumping jacks to stretch himself out. Making sure he’s in good shape to compete. And eventually… one day… Danielson gets inside the ring. He takes his collar from Tom Dunn and looks at it when Jimmy marches up to him, telling him to put it on. Bryan just looks up at him - and BASHES the collar against Jimmy’s head, driving those sharp studs into his skin! And just like that, Jimmy is LEAKING.

Now that Jimmy is quickly donning a crimson mask, and unable to put up a fight, Danielson fastens the collar around his neck, and our Stardust Championship match has officially begun. “Alright, princess, you wanna do this? Huh?” Bryan asks as he grabs Jimmy by the jaw, “You’ve got one more chance to kiss my boots and apologize.” But Jimmy bites his hand! Danielson screams out before whipping Jimmy in the side of the head with the chain! Jacobs goes down, and Bryan quickly wraps the chain around his throat. He places a foot on the base of Jacobs’s neck to use as his anchor as he yanks back, trying to choke out Jimmy Jacobs! It’s hard to tell under the curtain of blood, but we can only imagine his face turning red from the lack of oxygen. But still, Jacobs refuses to quit! Eventually, Danielson instead wraps the chain around Jimmy’s arm. He folds it, placing the palm against the mat, elbow pointing to the sky - and he jumps, stomping on Jimmy’s arm! Holy shit! It completely folds under the pressure, and Jimmy screams out from the pain! Jacobs tries to put some distance between himself and the champion, retreating to the outside, but Danielson isn’t letting him get so lucky.

Following him to the floor, Danielson pins Jacobs against the apron, pressing the chain to his throat and choking him out, once more. It goes without being said that Atlas Rules are most definitely in effect here, which means he has much more than five seconds to torture Jimmy Jacobs in whatever creative way his mind can imagine. And that continues, as Danieson viciously whips Jacobs into the steel barricade, dumping him right on his shoulder! Danielson parades for a moment before wrapping the middle of the chain around Jacobs’s throat and using it to drag him to the other side of the ring, pulling him up the stairs. Danielson holds him off to the side, letting Jacobs dangle by the chain, cutting off all blood flow to the brain! Danielson eventually brings Jacobs onto the steps, releasing the neck as he folds the arm again, palm against the steel steps - and he JUMPS onto Jacobs’s elbow! Holy shit! He might’ve just broken Jimmy’s arm!

Dragging Jacobs into the ring. He lifts Jacobs up, pulling the bad arm back into a hammerlock, before spiking him with a cradle Brainbuster! Danielson floats into the cover!

1… 2… Kickout!

Wrapping the chain around Jacob’s throat, Danielson gets a tight grip and drags Jacobs towards the corner, putting him face first on the bottom turnbuckle as he wrenches back on the chain, strangling him. But Jacobs still doesn’t quit, Danielson jumps up, and stomps on the back of his bad arm, snapping it against the bottom rope! Danielson parades about the ring as Jacobs writhes on it. It’s clear that Danielson is loving this. He said that Jimmy wasn’t that guy anymore, and with the beating he’s taken from Danielson, it’s hard to argue that Danielson wasn’t right. Even if he cheated to get an early advantage, Jimmy hasn’t been able to turn the tides at all. And now he’s facing the repercussions, as Danielson whips him over the back with the chain. The steel link between them adorns Jacobs’s blood, adding to Danielson’s confidence. He talks down to his opponent, telling him he should’ve stayed in the back where it was safe - but Jimmy nails him with a headbutt! Danielson’s stumbled, but comes back with several round kicks to the chest, knocking Jimmy back down. He throws him to the ropes - but Jimmy nails him with a dropkick! He lifts Danielson up - Berzerker Drop! Jimmy makes a cover!

1… 2… Kickout!

Jacobs is able to keep Danielson down for two, but as he picks him up, Danielson floors him with an uppercut! Danielson heads to the top rope, but Jacobs cuts him off, whipping Danielson’s back! Eventually, after enough hits, Danielson falls back into a tree of woe, and Jacobs wraps the chain around his throat, yanking on it with all he’s got! Holy shit! Danielson’s hanging from the top, and getting choked out by Jacobs!

Eventually, Jacobs releases the choke to flog him with the chain, before falling back, and nailing him with a running dropkick to the face! Danielson finally falls out of the ropes and rolls to the outside, and Jimmy takes to the top rope. He wants to fly - but Danielson yanks him down, and Jacobs takes a nasty tumble to the floor! Danielson gloats for a moment before pulling on the chain again, causing Jimmy’s shoulder to collide hard with the ring post! He yanks it several more times, tenderzing the shoulder, before grabbing the arm and slamming the elbow directly onto the post. Jacobs howls out from the pain before Danielson turns him around, lighting him up with a series of kicks to the chest. He throws Jacobs into the ring and into the corner, lighting him up with more kicks. Danielson falls back, and connects with two running dropkicks, placed high on Jacobs’s bloody face. But as he goes for the third, Jacobs cuts him off with a clothesline, flipping Bryan inside out! 

Both men are down for a moment, but they crawl towards each other, coming head to head, before they wrap the chain around their hands, and start punching each other! After a brief exchange, Danielson lands a few unanswered, knocking Jacobs to his knees, where Danielson alternates between more round kicks and loaded punches. But Jimmy isn’t going down this time. He just shakes his head, and asks for Bryan’s best shot! And Bryan gives it to him! Alternating between kicks and right hands, before knocking Jimmy down with a huge buzzsaw, nailing him on the side of the head!

Bryan rolls to the outside and pulls out a chair - but Jimmy hits a baseball slide, knocking it into Danielson’s face! Jimmy falls back, picking up steam, and nails him with a tope suicida! It looks like Bryan got split open by that chair, with both men bleeding now, and Jacobs in full control. He throws Danielson back inside the ring but hangs out on the apron. He wraps the chain around the top turnbuckle, ensuring Danielson stays within reach so he can slam Bryan’s head into the turnbuckle, over and over again, smacking it relentlessly! Eventually, he gets inside the ring, lifting Bryan up for a suplex - but he slips free! He grabs Jimmy from behind, and drills him with a Sleeper suplex!

Standing in the corner, Danielson calls him up for the Busaiku knee strike, wanting to end this once and for all - but Jimmy cuts him off with a Spear! Shoulders down!

1… 2… Kickout!

Quickly straddling the champion, Jimmy wraps the chain around his fist once again, and uses the weapon to beat Bryan senseless. Danielson looks like he’s out cold as Jimmy lifts him up, arm wrapped around the head - and he hits Contra Code! Holy shit, could that be it!? Danielson’s folded up!

1… 2… KICKOUT!

Not enough! Danielson survives! But Jimmy’s on top of him, leaping and pulling him into the Guillotine - but Danielson rolls with him, slipping right out! He charges Jimmy, ducking under him. He explodes back out of the corner, and flips Jimmy inside out with a Busaiku knee! Jimmy’s finished! Danielson retains!

1…  2… KICKOUT!

Jimmy SURVIVES the Busaiku! But it’s the beginning of the end of the Zombie Princess, as Danielson rolls him over, locking him into the LeBelle Lock! But Jimmy’s hanging on! He holds on, trying to move to the ropes. Danielson relents on the hold long enough to wrap the chain around Jimmy’s throat, applying even more leverage to the LeBelle Lock! Jimmy struggles with everything he has - but he taps!

“Here is your winner, and STILL MPW Stardust Champion, the American Dragon, Bryan Danielson!”